fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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babyferaligator:

U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today

babyferaligator:

U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today

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My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.

My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)
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baggier:

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUG GIRL

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busysignal23:

60 Minutes Dancehall Mix by Warriorsound International

1: Intro
2: Ninjaman –Ninja mi Ninja (Dubplate)
3: Demarco – Loyals
4: Busy Signal – Well Prepared
5: Vybz Kartel – Louis V
6: Stylo G – Badd ( Dubplate)
7: I-Octane – Wi Badd
8: Beenie & Ceegee – Roll pan it
9: Alkaline – Gyal Bruk Out
10: Spice – Mi Like It
11: Spice – Bootylicous
12: Vybz Kartel – Punany a mi best friend
13: Samantha J – Tight up Skirt
14: Mavado & Nicky Minaj – Give it all to me
15: Major Lazer – Bubble Butt
16: QQ – One Drop
17: Aidonia – Boom Flick
18: Vybz Kartel – Pussy me say
19: Konshens – X-rated
20: Konshens – Icon
21: Demarco – We want some more
22: Beenie Man – Me & my Linkys
23: Charly Black – Life oft he Party
24: Konshens – Walk & wine
25: Ward 21 – Spot The J (Dubplate)
26: Demarco – Nice nuh Bomboclaat
27: Popcaan – Everything Nice
28: Konshens – Clean Money
29: I-Octane – Family First
30: Alkaline – F*ck you
31: Beenie Man – Truck Load
32: Sean Paul – Front & Back
33: Vybz Kartel – Mamacita
34: Elephant Man & Major Lazer – Turn Around
35: Konshens & J Capri – Pull up to mi Bumper
36: QQ – Whine & Cock up
37: Ding Dong – Dance under the Influence
38: Mavado – Herbs
39: Stylo G – Move Back (Dubplate)
40: Tarrus Riley – Tun up the Music
41: QQ – Tip pon you toe
42: Busy Signal – Proffesionaly
43: Bunji Garlin & Stylo G – Tun Up
44: Major Lazer feat Voicemal – Lose yourself
45: Bunji Garlin – Differentology ( Major Lazer RMX)
46: Machel Montano & Major Lazer – Sound Bang
47: Damian Marley & Baby Cham – Fighter
48: Demarco- Good Book
49: Popcaan – Neva Fraid
50: Mavado – My own
51: I-OCtane – My scheme
52: Damian Marley & Sean Paul - Riot
53: Stylo G – Soundbwoy (Dubplate)
54: Stephen Marley, Capleton & Sizzla - Rockstone

For More Infos check: www.facebook.com/warriorsound1
For Booking Requests contact warriorsound@hotmail.de

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w4rgoddess:

tranarchistbitch:

givemethefuckingguineapigdean:

vikinggoth:

One of these things is not like the others…

Turn the water on

The fourth one is just like “so do you come here often?”

I was not expecting that last one.

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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pop4ill:

Lmao real talk

pop4ill:

Lmao real talk

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queen-ant:

I left my cat out in the rain for about 0.2 seconds too long, which makes for some interesting facial expressions.
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very human faces for a cat

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moccasins-and-sovereign-hair:

khalifakvsh:

totallynotmisha:

2002bape:

YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.

please read this whole thing.

this is one of the reasons why i love tumblr so much


that story was a roller coaster ride from start to finish

moccasins-and-sovereign-hair:

khalifakvsh:

totallynotmisha:

2002bape:

YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.

please read this whole thing.

this is one of the reasons why i love tumblr so much

that story was a roller coaster ride from start to finish

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