That one friend that be goin too far listening to music
Im that friend
IM DEAD. 100% DONE BUT SO HAPPY THIS EXISTS.
I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.
WAIT FOR IT
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOSH
you: i’ll have one beer please
me: oh sorry we don’t drink here, this is a straightedge bar
you: so what do you do?
everyone in the bar:
My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.
This is beautiful.
just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents
"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"
I can’t wait to move in with someone and cook for them and own dogs and watch movies and have a live-in-best-friend who I get to bang
YOU HEAR THAT BRITAIN?
IT’S THE SOUND OF YOUR TEA BEING POURED INTO THE HARBOR
MAKE SURE YOU DON’T FALL IN AND DROWN
INSURANCE DOESN’T COVER THAT
my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing