alienchrin:

alienchrin:

hobbits-and-destiel:

skeletonwang:

that is not a dog that is the continent of australia 

clifford went through a goth phase

GOTH PHASE CLIFFORD FUK

IS THIS ANUBIS? There is no other name

alienchrin:

alienchrin:

hobbits-and-destiel:

skeletonwang:

that is not a dog that is the continent of australia 

clifford went through a goth phase

GOTH PHASE CLIFFORD FUK

IS THIS ANUBIS? There is no other name

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me with daddie during a thunderstorm

spookyblackman:

cyberzaddy:

teenkai:

me: *suckin dick*

thunder: *makes loud noise*

me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*

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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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the-personal-quotes:

follow this hipster granny on tumblr, you won’t regret it

the-personal-quotes:

follow this hipster granny on tumblr, you won’t regret it

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4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

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1. If he doesn’t answer, don’t keep sending texts. If he wanted to talk to you, he would’ve responded.

2. People will make time for you when they care about you. If he says he’s too busy or constantly cancels his plans, he doesn’t care. People fight for you when they care.

3. Don’t let him touch you on the first date. If he tries, he’s not there for the same reasons you are.

4. You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite book.

5. If he can stomach more than ten straight shots without feeling a thing, he drinks too much.

6. Ask the uncomfortable things. When was the last time he was so high he couldn’t speak? What does he regret the most? Does he drink to remember or to forget?

7. Don’t send pictures unless you want to. If he has to talk you into it, don’t do it. If you hesitate, don’t do it. If you do take a picture, don’t include your face. Keep yourself safe.

8. If you can’t laugh when you’re having sex with him, maybe you aren’t sleeping with the right person. Sex isn’t about tricks and tips and routines.

9. If he hurts you, cut him out. He’s gone, he isn’t coming back, and you don’t need to prolong the pain.

10. Don’t be afraid to open up again. I promise not everyone will love you with a knife behind their back.


Boy advice from someone who made the same mistakes too often (via guiseofgentlewords)
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thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

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rapniall:

when the whole squad is being fake

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syriacqueen:

ملكة

syriacqueen:

ملكة

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lobstmourne:

unimpressedcats:

yes yes i clean 4 u

"IM HELPING"

lobstmourne:

unimpressedcats:

yes yes i clean 4 u

"IM HELPING"

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so I googled skeletons and

blackandwhitebilliards:

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"no my love, you cannot go off to war"

"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"

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"against the fuckboys

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ultrafacts:

Sources: 1 2 3 4+4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts daily.

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