We’re having a chicken luau. It’s getting crazy over here.
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Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”.
My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it
can we say socks instead of yolo?
yes.
Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS
#españyolo
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I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
Using legos as a mold box
it is so simple how did I never think of this
I am fucking dying but I need like ten of these okay.
LIFE IS COMPLETE
I need to do this.
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Mistress is very good at arts and crafts. I think she’ll like this a lot.
Lol
omg guess what i found out today
that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed
is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly
thank u brain~
No problem, boss.
I should not be on tumblr when I’m high because this was too funny
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